I took a car service from Brooklyn to Manhattan for a meeting. I was too wigged out to take the subway. This was my first look at the Brooklyn Bridge.
Can you tell I was actually ON the bridge? That I was RIGHT THERE? Going somewhere on the bridge just like a REAL PERSON IN NEW YORK?
Here's what it looks like when you go over BACKWARDS! Like if you were just casually driving over the bridge and happened to turn around, which you would totally do.
This is um, somewhere. In TriBeCa, I think.
This is a very important building. In my life, at least.
This is a truly shitty picture of the Flatiron building. I took it from a cab because I was in such a New York hurry, don't you know.
This is the place to which I hurried: Grand Central Station. People are always running around in here in the movies and stuff. And guess what: SO WAS I!
I was taking the 3:34. Dig the clock. I am that cool, see. I just sashay onto trains to Connecticut mere MINUTES before they leave.
This is Skull and Bones on the Yale campus. Skull and Bones! Check it out! No doorknob! Because it's Skull and Bones!
I'm so not impressed with Skull and Bones.
This is one of the greatest places in Connecticut. I bought something for you here. No, really.
That almost looks like a cigarette, doesn't it? Well, it's NOT.
Here is the tortoise they call Johnny Shutup.
This is an aircraft carrier. No, I don't know what it's doing in Manhattan either.
The World Trade Center used to be over there.
This one of the pictures I use to simulate being in Brooklyn.
I put my face really close to the screen and it's LIKE I'M THERE IN BROOKLYN. Because I love it that much there.
Sometimes I am in a car in Brooklyn.
Yet MORE Brooklyn Bridge. I couldn't get over it. I mean, I could, because it was a bridge, but... you know.
Sometimes I am in a car in Manhattan! This is either Park Avenue or 6th, I think.
The Met. We went inside.
We looked at every painting very carefully.
Doug loves art!!!! Art is his favorite!!!!!
Doug and Phillip Guston.
Dana and player.
Me and Gertrude.